Dear Madonna…

Yesterday Madonna opened a gym in Mexico City… because when I think of Mexico City, I immediately  think “work-out fanatics!”  Just kidding.  I actually think “drug cartel”, “over-the-counter Vicodin” and “Montezuma’s Revenge” but it’s fine because Madonna doesn’t give a crap what I think.

Although her music has gone downhill since she released her “Immaculate Collection” back in the 90’s, her body has gotten increasingly ripped.  Now she’s 52 and she has the arms of a He-Man action figure.  I’ll admit, when I first saw the pics of Madonna’s sinewy biceps back in 2009 I was creeped out.  These days, well they’ve kind of grown on me.  I don’t mean to get all Gloria Steinem here but it’s nice to know that there’s a woman out there who doesn’t need a man’s help to move a dresser!  Or a grand piano.  Or a 10 ton vault filled with blocks of lead.  What I’m saying is, she looks pretty strong.

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2 Responses to “Dear Madonna…”

  1. Claudia says:

    That picture of Madonna still freaks me out. But I think she’s just sinewy – like if you ripped the skin off someone – and not strong. Either way, I like a Diane Sawyer type of 50-yr old and not Madonna. Although her similarity to He-Man is pretty awesome.