Dear George Clooney…

George Clooney is teaming up with the United Nations and Google to launch satellites above the country of Sudan that will keep an eye on the border between north and south Sudan and try to prevent a civil war.  No, not a plot from a movie starring George Clooney — that’s actually what George Clooney is up to right now.

First Angelina, now George.  Hey United Nations, you guys realize that actors are just really good looking people who memorize words that someone else wrote for them, right?  Aren’t there more qualified folks out there… some nerds who were studying foreign policy in the 80’s rather than playing a handyman on The Facts of Life?  I heard Snooki has some opinions on the non-proliferation of nuclear weapons in North Korea, why don’t you guys give her a call!

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2 Responses to “Dear George Clooney…”

  1. Bill Howerton says:

    Ummmmm I don’t know how to break this to George, but speaking as someone whose job is all about satellite command and control, and without divulging classified information, ummmm that area’s already pretty well covered.

    …Go back to sleep George.

    • Julia says:

      Bill! Way to make it seem like the readership of this blog is more than just celeb-obsessed web-surfers. Now seriously, what do you really do? :)