Lindsay Lohan is being released from her court-ordered rehab today. The big question everyone is asking is “what should she do now?!” Actually, not that many people are probably asking that. Apparently she’s launching a website and I think we can all agree that that’s a pretty shitty start to a big comeback. Launching websites is so “2010”. It’s 2011 now… she should invent a robot that will launch a website for her. Or take a spaceship to outerspace and launch her website from the moon. We’re living in the future now, people. Time to think outside the atmosphere.