Dear Lindsay Lohan (3rd time!)…

Lindsay Lohan went to court yesterday and plead not guilty to the Felony Grand Theft charge against her for “allegedly” stealing a necklace from a jewelry store in Venice (my hood!). This “allegedly” stuff is bullshit. Unless the word “allegedly” has been redefined as “definitely” then I don’t know why everyone insists on using it in this context.

To court she wore a white skin-tight mini-dress, so basically the only way she could’ve been more inappropriately dressed would be if she wore the necklace she allegedly (read: definitely) stole. The judge did nothing but give her a stern warning and tell her that she was “no different than anyone else”… yeah, anyone else who gets away with stealing a $2500 dollar necklace.

PS. Yes, that fan mail was written on a picture of the actual necklace she stole. And yep, those are little gold handcuffs. And no, I’m not messing with you.

PPS. I wrote this post while watching Toddlers & Tiaras so if any of it doesn’t make sense blame those little vixens in the Ohio Southern Celebrity Pageant.

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2 Responses to “Dear Lindsay Lohan (3rd time!)…”

  1. Claudia says:

    First, why is that necklace $2500? Looks fairly unimpressive. Has she never heard of Santee Alley? Second, has she explained why she doesn’t have a stylist who returns this stuff? I’ve watched Rachel Zoe – don’t they all borrow everything and then return it? And third, SO GLAD someone else watches Toddlers&Tiaras. They is something both deliciously wrong and awesomely right about that show.

  2. Terri Jones says:

    You can tell she doesn’t have kids. There’d be ketchup, chocolate milk and baby spew on that white dress by the time she saw the judge.