Dear Michael Lohan Jr…

In a totally un-Lohan move, Lindsay Lohan’s younger brother Michael actually has a good idea!  Most Lohan ideas sound something like this: “why don’t you distract the employee while I steal this necklace right in front of a surveillance camera.”  Michael Lohan Jr.’s idea is a whole lot better than that:  he’s changing his name to Michael Cameron!

My question is this, why go with Michael Cameron when you can pick something that might help your fledgling acting career… like, oh I don’t know, say…. Michael Hanks!  Michael Spielberg!  Or hell, go all the way, fully commit to this name change and become a part of Hollywood royalty as: Will Smith Jr.!

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