Dear Emma Watson…

Twenty-year-old actress Emma Watson, who plays the bookish Hermoine in the Harry Potter movies, is dropping out of college.  I know what you’re thinking: why would she quit school… right before Spring Break? Insane.  Clearly the girl doesn’t like to party (or binge drink or participate in wet t-shirt contests on the beach or make out with a guy from Penn State  because he told you he was the football mascot — hot!).  Yeah, obviously she’s not into fun stuff.  I, on the other hand, happen to love fun stuff so if anyone is looking for a travel buddy to Cancun, South Padre Island, Panama City or Cabo, lemme know!  I’ll bring the beer bong!

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