Dear Estella Warren…

If you’re a horny guy you may know Estella Warren from her #1 spot on Maxim’s Hot 100 List in 2000.  If you enjoy watching really bad movies you might recognize her from her starring role in “Kangaroo Jack”.  (To be fair, I’m just assuming it was a really bad movie based on this synopsis: “Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.”)

Being neither a horny guy nor the demographic for that kangaroo piece of shit, I wasn’t familiar with Estella before today, but as of this morning I might be her biggest fan.  On Monday night she drove into three parked cars (hat trick!), didn’t even stop to leave a note (hit and run!), resisted arrest (why? because: F the popo!), kicked the cop who was arresting her (assaulting a police officer!), and then managed to wriggle out of her handcuffs and took off running (felony escape!).

Screw the kangaroo flicks, give this girl a reality show.

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