BREAKING NEWS: Musician Jason Mraz and his fiance have called it quits and said fiance is a woman. In all these years of just being vaguely aware of Jason Mraz as that guy who kinda sounds like Jack Johnson but wears lots of fedoras, I had no idea that he was straight. What kind of straight man takes that much pride in his headwear? Most straight guys are fairly disgusting and wear old baseball caps that they’ve had since college because they’re “broken in” and they “have personality”. Yeah they have personality. The personality of person who no one else wants to hang out with except for you because they’re old, ugly and reek of keg beer.