Rapper Flo Rida got busted for drinking and driving at 3:30am this morning. Police pulled him over after noticing him swerving in his $1,700,000 million Bugatti. You read correctly — 7 digits. C-level rapper/one hit wonder Flo Rida has a million plus dollar car. You guys, I think we’re all in the wrong business (unless I have any rapper readers — you guys are all set.. need any back up singers or posse members? I’m currently looking to make my way up the rap ladder.)
Seriously, how does he have a $1.7 million car?!?! Clearly he’s up to something shady — this whole rap career is probably just a cover up for a money laundering business, like those strip mall fortune tellers or Edible Arrangements. I mean really, Edible Arrangements? You expect me to believe that that many people are sending $90 arrangements of pineapple and cantaloupe? There’s no freaking way. IRS, why don’t you quit sending me scary letters about the $245 I owe you from 2007 and dig into this fruit basket business!