Dear Neil Patrick Harris…

On Friday afternoon the New York State Senate passed the Marriage Equality Bill, which means TLC is probably already in production on at least seven gay wedding shows — Say Yes to the Tux, Groomzillas, an even gayer version of David Tutera’s My Fair Wedding… honestly, this could get ugly.  Time Warner needs to offer a bigger DVR box, pronto — I’m already hovering at 85% capacity with all the Housewives and the Tiara’d Toddlers and the standard guy-girl wedding garbage.  I’m happy for the gays, don’t get me wrong, I’m thrilled… but it seems sickly ironic that, while gays are celebrating what is most certainly a positive step for their relationships, my current relationship will be taking a giant step backwards if my boyfriend’s episodes of Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel start getting dropped in lieu of My Big Fat Gay Wedding.

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2 Responses to “Dear Neil Patrick Harris…”

  1. Terri Jones says:

    How’s this for a concept? Neil’s tux looks like a gypsy wedding dress. It’ll poof out about five feet on each side. It’ll be cut just above the knee to show a garter. He’ll wear a crown too. And then all the 14-year-old relatives dressed like prostitutes will dance like Beyonce at the reception.

    • Julia says:

      Terri — how much are you loving Big Fat Gypsy Wedding?! Just when I thought we needed to be ashamed of ourselves as a country for the Jersey Shore kids, England took it to another level of trashiness!