Dear Beyonce..

Wow.  Talk about a lot of change going on in my life right now.  There’s a whole new fall TV lineup, Facebook just switched up the newsfeed layout, and oh yeah, I’M ENGAGED!  It’s really pretty awesome — he proposed just last weekend and I’ve already seen us getting closer.  Like yesterday for the first time in our 2 1/2 year relationship he took a shit without closing the bathroom door.  Ahhhh, romance.

I’m planning on being a total Bridezilla (because I’ll do anything for a TV credit) so if anyone over at WeTV is reading… call me!


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4 Responses to “Dear Beyonce..”

  1. John says:


    I first learned about you on Dennis Miller’s radio program and have continued to enjoy your work here at NFM. Please keep bringing the funny!

  2. Wow oh wow! Can we (DMZ) hold a special shower for you?????