Dear Jay-Z…

I’m thrilled for Jay-Z and Beyonce! And to think, we all doubted them early on in the pregnancy… I mean, when I saw this vid of Beyonce’s baby bump buckling I thought the whole thing was a sham:

Wait.  I changed my mind again.  No way in effing hell Beyonce has a baby in there.  That’s not how a pregnant belly works.  It’s not empty.  That’s its whole point, to not be empty, but full of a baby.

Well congrats to Beyonce and Jay-Z for succesfully buying a baby from somewhere and, so far, managing to pay off enough people to keep it quiet!


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