Dear Clint Eastwood…

So I’m watching the Superbowl… just lovin’ life, throwing back some beers, eating 1000′s of calories worth of guacamole and enjoying some high production value commercials with my pals. It was just another fun day of using football as an excuse to eat and drink excessively with friends. Life doesn’t get better than this, right?… until… sandwiched between “wacky” curly haired commercial actors doing spit-takes for no reason and Ferris Bueller bringing me back to my youth, Clint Eastwood appears and brings everyone down. Oh yeah, we’re all broke. Oh yeah, the whole country is pretty much broke. Oh shit, Clint, you’re right, life is just crap. Well thanks. Thanks a lot. Someone get Danica Patrick or that kid from last year with the Darth Vader mask on the horn, America needs them!

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One Response to “Dear Clint Eastwood…”

  1. Rick says:

    So, I’m listening to the Dennis Miller show, throwing back some beers, eatin’ Super Bowl leftovers, and get exicted when I hear him introduce Julia.. All of sudden I hear her go off on the Clint Eastwood ad from the Super Bowl… at first I’m extremely disappointed, then realize her blood alcohol level was well over the legal limit when she saw the ad, and she continued to have a very bad hangover when she talked to Dennis.. Sober up, watch it again… it’s far from “life is shit”, we’ve already gotten out of the outhouse… we’re now going for the penthouse…