Archive for the ‘Comedian’ Category

Dear Billy Crystal…

Monday, February 27th, 2012

I wonder if, when people ask Billy’s comedian friends about his comedy, they reply with “um, yeah he’s really… nice.”

Dear Andy Dick…

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Comedian Andy Dick is being sued by an audience member for shoving his penis into his face, grinding on his head and using his hand to forcefully smack his bare genitals across his left cheek. Wow. Do people have like NO sense of humor anymore? Talk about a party pooper!  Listen Mr. Wet Blanket, you’re the one who bought tickets to an Andy Dick show… now sit down, quit your whining, and enjoy your free teabagging from a drunken bisexual maniac with a history of erratic behavior and sexual assault!

PS. You might want to get checked out for facial gonorrhea, head syphilis and cheek herpes.