Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
18-year-old Disney actress (who I can only distinguish from Demi Lovato because Demi went to rehab and this chick hasn’t… yet) Selena Gomez is getting death threats because of her relationship with 16-year-old pop singing sensation Justin Bieber. A few recent Twitter posts from some less-than-thrilled “Beliebers” say things like:
“I’ll kill you I swear on GOD!!!!”
“If you are the Girlfriend of Justin I will Kill you I HATE YOU :@ !!!”
Selena’s camp is amping up her security detail and taking extra precautions in light of the recent threats.
Oh come on… what’s the big whoop? She’ll be fine. She’s got JUSTIN BIEBER to protect her.
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
Zara Phillips is some kind of miscellaneous princess in England (12th in line to the throne… does that even count?) and she just got engaged to the strangest-looking man I’ve ever seen. He’s a cross between Sloth and every white guy in the UFC and he’s got a nose that is clearly no longer serving it’s purpose as a nose… you can’t breath out of something that makes a sharp right turn can you? And support sunglasses? Forget about it!
From the pics, I gather Zara’s not picky about noses or the maintenance of her own fingernails and Mike doesn’t seem to care about purchasing an even close to appropriately sized diamond considering he’s proposing to a G.D. princess.