You know how when you think of Gwyneth Paltrow you think snobby, too-cool-for-school actress-type who says things like “we’re summering in Merrekech this year” and eats gluten-free scones and never farts? Folks, it’s time to add “hilarious joke teller” to that list. Gwyneth, married to Coldplay front man Chris Martin, tweeted this afternoon:
Well look who’s moving in on my territory. Gwyn, lock that shit up! Last thing I need is more competition in the ‘pale blonde white girl who tells jokes’ category. Go back to being effortlessly skinny and overwhelmingly annoying.