It took me a few days to muster up the strength to write to Kim again. It’s just like uggggghhhh, right? I mean ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
I want this blog to be topical but I can hardly go on writing about the Kardashian Klan every other week.* Therefore, I’m taking this moment to officially announce my break-up with them as a people. Kendall gets knocked up by Bieber? You’re not gonna read about it here. Bruce gets a sex change? He/she better not expect a Naked Fan Mail in the mailbox. I’m done.
I’m the 99% who’s fed up with Kardashians and I’m taking a stand, damnit! Who’s with me?!!?!?!
* Roughly every other week…
To Ray J for starting this whole damn thing — 8/22/11
To Kim when she got engaged to dopeyface — 5/26/11
To Khloe when she was naked on billboards all over LA — 3/28/11
To Kim when her nipple popped up in a magazine — 2/1/11
To Bruce for dealing with them all — 11/9/10