Posts Tagged ‘Bruce Jenner’

Dear Kim Kardashian… (for the final time)

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

It took me a few days to muster up the strength to write to Kim again.  It’s just like uggggghhhh, right?  I mean ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I want this blog to be topical but I can hardly go on writing about the Kardashian Klan every other week.*  Therefore, I’m taking this moment to officially announce my break-up with them as a people. Kendall gets knocked up by Bieber?  You’re not gonna read about it here.  Bruce gets a sex change?  He/she better not expect a Naked Fan Mail in the mailbox.  I’m done.

I’m the 99% who’s fed up with Kardashians and I’m taking a stand, damnit! Who’s with me?!!?!?!

* Roughly every other week…

To Ray J for starting this whole damn thing — 8/22/11
To Kim
when she got engaged to dopeyface — 5/26/11
To Khloe
when she was naked on billboards all over LA — 3/28/11
To Kim
when her nipple popped up in a magazine — 2/1/11
To Bruce
for dealing with them all — 11/9/10

Dear Bruce Jenner…

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

So, yeah, that’s not a joke.  The Kardashian sisters are launching a prepaid credit card today… here’s what they had to say about it:

“We are excited to partner with Mobile Resource Card to create our very own financial product.”

Financial product? What the hell is that supposed to mean?  Just when you thought the economic crisis in this country couldn’t get any worse, the Kardashian gals have to join the party with some wackaloon credit cards for tweens that will all probably be maxed out at Claire’s Boutique by the end of the week.  Great plan!