Posts Tagged ‘daddy issues’

Dear Rihanna…

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Rihanna is on the cover of Rolling Stone this month and based on the quotes from the interview this chick is sluttier than a former Disney starlet trying to shed her good girl image… who also has daddy issues… and a creepy feely uncle:

“Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun.”

“I like to be spanked.”

“Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous.”

“Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned… I’d rather have him use his hands.”

Chris Brown is like “you gotta be fucking kidding me.”  As we speak, Chris’s lawyer is probably using this to come up with an appeal to the assault charges against him from 2009.  I’m no lawyer but here’s what I’m picturing: “My client merely treated your client as she asked, by keeping it ‘spontaneous’ and ‘using his hands’ (which happened to be in the shape of fists at the time).  He just ‘spanked’ (her face), what’s the big woop?”  PS. I’d make a shitty lawyer.