Helena Bonham Carter showed up at the Golden Globes last night dressed as a homeless version of Elaine from Seinfeld.  To top the look off, she went with two different colored shoes — because she’s just a wacky free spirit who doesn’t even care what color shoes she wears! (barf)  She opted for a red one and green one, which happen to be the two colors that color blind people cannot tell apart, so if you’re color blind you’ll just have to trust me on this one: she looked like an effing lunatic (also, not to rub it in or anything, but you’re really missing out on a lot of the “pizazz” I paid my web-guy for with this blog theme).