Tuesday, September 20th, 2011
Wow. Talk about a lot of change going on in my life right now. There’s a whole new fall TV lineup, Facebook just switched up the newsfeed layout, and oh yeah, I’M ENGAGED! It’s really pretty awesome — he proposed just last weekend and I’ve already seen us getting closer. Like yesterday for the first time in our 2 1/2 year relationship he took a shit without closing the bathroom door. Ahhhh, romance.
I’m planning on being a total Bridezilla (because I’ll do anything for a TV credit) so if anyone over at WeTV is reading… call me!
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
85-year-old horndog Hugh Hefner was dumped by his 25-year-old aspiring pop singer fiancee yesterday, the same day she dropped her first single in iTunes. Such a CRAZY COINCIDENCE, right? It almost feels like she was using him to get some publicity for her fledgling music career, but that’s impossible because if anyone is a good judge of character it’s Hugh Hefner. He loves the sincere, genuine, intelligent, type.
I SAY GOOD FOR THIS CHICK! Hef was using her for her giant perky knockers and 25-year-old ladyparts and she was using him to get some downloads of the otherwise overwhelmingly unnoteworthy auto-tune mess called Club Queen. Sounds like a fair trade to me!