Well look who’s the little go-getter: Lindsay Lohan just signed a deal to pose for Playboy for a cool $1 million.
I’m confused — seriously. So Playboy thinks that people will actually pay money to see her naked? Huh. Interesting hypothesis they’ve got over there. If I’m ever faced with an image of a naked Lindsay Lohan, I think I’ll shell out cash NOT to see it. If her baby-maker has aged as horribly as her face has it’s got to be TERRIFYING looking — that’s one beat up fire-crotch that will haunt you forever.