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Dear Shaquille O’Neal…

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

Shaquille O’Neal has announced that after 19 years of basketball he’s finally giving up this whole “I want to be an NBA legend” dream. Well I guess it’s about time.  What can you say, he gave it a real shot.  Hopefully now he’ll be able to get back to what he’s really good at: dropping beats and spitting rhymes.  Remember the ‘90s when he released the classic (yet-oft-overlooked) rap albums Shaq Diesel and Shaq Fu: Da Return?  Now that he doesn’t have to worry about shooting his lay-ups or boxing things out or making full court presses will he put out the currently un-released album Shaquille O’Neal Presents His Superfriends, Vol. 1?!  Do we dare anticipate follow on Volumes of this inevitable classic?  Shaq, your fans are waiting!