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Dear Hugh Hefner…

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

85-year-old horndog Hugh Hefner was dumped by his 25-year-old aspiring pop singer fiancee yesterday, the same day she dropped her first single in iTunes.  Such a CRAZY COINCIDENCE, right?  It almost feels like she was using him to get some publicity for her fledgling music career, but that’s impossible because if anyone is a good judge of character it’s Hugh Hefner.  He loves the sincere, genuine, intelligent, type.

I SAY GOOD FOR THIS CHICK!  Hef was using her for her giant perky knockers and 25-year-old ladyparts and she was using him to get some downloads of the otherwise overwhelmingly unnoteworthy auto-tune mess called Club Queen.  Sounds like a fair trade to me!