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Dear Brad Womack…

Friday, January 21st, 2011


Brad Womack, whose abs I’m currently enjoying on a weekly basis as the latest star of The Bachelor, let the news leak this week that he’s got a shady (read: sexy) past.  Fake IDs, public intoxication, forged checks… well hello there Mr. Mysterious!  All this time I thought he was just a boring goody two shoes with a six pack and a dumb southern accent. Next time he’s on the market (like, as soon as this made-for-TV Bachelor relationship fizzles out), and he’s back on the prowl hunting down single ladies, he needs to lead with “public intoxication”.  Or maybe “CheckForger123” should be his Match.com profile name.  Bad boys are sexy! Just look at Julian Assange or that one Jonas brother who’s always wearing black leather jackets. Yum!