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Dear Paul Giamatti…

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Us Weekly is reporting that Paul Giamatti charged two people $5 a piece to get a picture with him after the Golden Globes.  Their source says, “At first they thought he was joking, then he says he’s serious, so the guy gives him a ten dollar bill and snaps the photos with his camera phone.”

Ummm, it’s a recession.  People aren’t just throwing Abe around willy nilly.  For $5 I can get one McChicken sandwich, two small fries, an apple pie and a small Diet Coke… or… a hot fudge sunday, two apple pies, a Fruit N’ Yogurt Parfait and a side salad… or… (if I’m feeling crazy) five McDoubles… or… (if it’s before 10:30 on a weekday or 11:00 on a weekend) two sausage McMuffins, hashbrowns, a sausage burrito and a small Premium Roast coffee… I’m just saying there are a lot of choices when it comes to spending your hard earned cash and I chose the McDonald’s Dollar Menu over a pic with “the guy who couldn’t get laid in that wine movie” any day.