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Dear Kirsten Dunst…

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Mark you calendars it’s that time of year again: the annual sweaty Coachella picture of Kirsten Dunst has been released!!! It’s like Groundhog Day for hipsters… if she shows up with a fedora there will be 6 more weeks of plaid shirts and cardigans; no fedora and you can break out your skinny jean shorts and TopSiders without socks. Yipee!

Last weekend was the big music and arts festival Coachella. I’m not one of those people who really knows music (I listen to is the radio in my car — gasp! — and a Bob Segar Pandora station that never lets me down). While I’ve got friends who count down to Coachella like they’re  highschoolers who are about to get their braces off, I don’t even notice the event is going on until my Facebook news feed becomes annoyingly saturated with Coachella-related updates, ie. “omg it’s soooo hot out here. need more PBR” or “Lucent Dossier Experience at the Do Lab stage. u should so be here” (I’m FB friends with a lot of douchebags).

I’m just happy to have my yearly reminder that my girl Kirsten is still around. Although to a lot of folks she’s just another snaggle-tooth has-been, to me she will always be Torrence Shipman — the sassy cheerleader with spunk and spirit fingers who leads her Rancho Carne Toros in the epic battle for cheer glory. Go Toros!!!!