55-year-old Kelsey Grammer just announced he’s engaged to his 29-year-old girlfriend Kayte Walsh and frankly, I have mixed emotions about it.
On the one hand, he JUST got divorced from ex-wife Camille of 14 years. As in, I don’t even actually think they’re technically divorced yet. So that’s shitty. On the other hand, from what I can tell based on extensive reality TV research (ie. 7 episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) Camille is a horrible human being. So maybe I can kinda see where he’s coming from. The question therein lies: is he still a dick if she’s really an asshole or is she an asshole because he’s a dick? It’s a real chicken or the egg kinda thing… I’m writing my thesis on it; I’ll report back to you guys once I get to the bottom of this philosophical quandary.
PS. What’s up with “Kayte”? This is clearly the worst approximation of the name “Katie” of all time. Were her parents just messing around? Was her mom high on some early 80’s tranquilizer-esque epidural? Or maybe her Mr. and Mrs. Walsh were simply really bad spellers. All I know is, that’s not a name, it’s a typo.