The Black Eyed Peas announced over the weekend that they’re finally giving our poor defenseless ears a break!! They’re calling it quits!!!*
* I’m exaggerating. Technically they’re saying they’re only “taking a break” and this is NOT a “break up” but I’m a kid of divorced parents so if experience tells me anything I’m guessing Will.i.am already has his luggage packed and will be hived up at the Motel 6 for a few weeks until he rents a shitty apartment that he fills with futons, board games and take out menus.