Posts Tagged ‘rapping’

Dear Shaquille O’Neal…

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

Shaquille O’Neal has announced that after 19 years of basketball he’s finally giving up this whole “I want to be an NBA legend” dream. Well I guess it’s about time.  What can you say, he gave it a real shot.  Hopefully now he’ll be able to get back to what he’s really good at: dropping beats and spitting rhymes.  Remember the ‘90s when he released the classic (yet-oft-overlooked) rap albums Shaq Diesel and Shaq Fu: Da Return?  Now that he doesn’t have to worry about shooting his lay-ups or boxing things out or making full court presses will he put out the currently un-released album Shaquille O’Neal Presents His Superfriends, Vol. 1?!  Do we dare anticipate follow on Volumes of this inevitable classic?  Shaq, your fans are waiting!

Dear Spencer Pratt…

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Remember awhile ago Spencer Pratt was talking about joining the FBI (yes, that FBI)? Well, unfortunately for the security of the nation, he hasn’t yet given up on that dream. In an interview yesterday, he told RadarOnline that he is heading back to school to finish his degree so that he can “be an FBI agent, or work in homeland security or intelligence.”

Ok, now here’s a wacky theory… just hear me out on this one… do you guys think there’s any chance Spencer is just doing this to get some attention? Oh you’re right, I’m being crazy. He’s just your typical husband/producer/director/author/TV personality/entrepreneur/crystal healer/agent/rapper who wants to protect and defend the United States and also get interviewed about that desire by online tabloids on a bi-monthly basis. Just your everyday patriot!