Rapper Foxy Brown recently turned down a plea deal in a case where she’s being charged with mooning her Brooklyn neighbor. Now I’ve never listened to a Foxy Brown song, and believe it or not I’m not much of a rap aficionado, but Foxy Brown just earned herself a fan by the name of Julia Lillis! What a classic move! Just throw those butt cheeks out there and let the crack do the talkin, Foxy!
I’m a huge fan of anyone who has the balls, er, rather, who is enough of an ass to pull off a successful mooning. I’ve never been one to moon, but that’s not because I don’t love the sentiment it gets across; I simply don’t have the assets to make it compelling. My moon would leave the moonee more confused at what they had just witnessed rather than enraged and defiled (and really, that’s what you’re going for when set your ass free and aim it at the enemy, right?). Well clearly the recipient of this mooning was enraged and/or defiled because this case is going to trial! My vote for Foxy’s courtroom attire: assless chaps.