Posts Tagged ‘russian communist’

Dear Mel Gibson…

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Mel Gibson wrote his ex-lover/former unwilling sparring partner Oksana a bunch of love letters and those wily folks over at TMZ got their hands on them and posted them here.  Crazy, right?  I mean, who writes letters??  Oh yeah, old people.  Like Mel Gibson.  Oksana was probably getting these and thinking “Dis is fecking stoopit. Vat is he, like a hoondred yurs old?”

Clearly the best part is when he refers to himself as “your capitalist pig” and calls her “my dark eyed, beautiful little communist”.  Not your typical tug-at-the-heartstrings prose, but it does make me wonder what their sex talk sounded like… I bet one mention of tax cuts for the rich would put him over the top!