Posts Tagged ‘the voice’

Dear Steven Tyler & Nicki Minaj…

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

American Idol judge Nicki Minaj is pissed at former American Idol judge Steven Tyler because he said (something like) “she’d pass on Bob Dylan if he were on Idol.” So then Nicki said Steven was being racist because… oh I don’t know… does it matter? When’s The Voice on? These people are fucking morons.

 

FOOTNOTE:

For the record…
1. I don’t like Bob Dylan (except that one version where Miley Cyrus is covering him –JUST BEING HONEST!)
AND
2. I am very white (except when I’m about to go to a wedding, then I am very orange – thx for nothing Neutrogena MicroMist Airbrush Selfless Tanner – figure your formula out already).
BUT
3. I had a huge crush on a black guy in college.

I think I put their issue to bed. What should I tackle next, Israel-Palestine?

 

Dear Michael Keaton…

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

Rumor has it that Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be the next Batman. Or something like that. I have no idea why there are so many Batmen to begin with.  It’s number three on my list of “Things we have too many of”.

Things we have too many of:
1. Kardashians (the actual people)
2. Kardashians (the spin-off TV shows)
3. Batmen
4. Reality TV shows involving singing, judged by at least one aging pop star and at least one Black dude