Sorry to break the news to you fellas, but Padma Lakshmi is officially off the market! The Top Chef hottie/host/from-what-I-can-gather-mostly-unqualified-food-critic married comedian Mark Curry in a secret Malibu ceremony last weekend! Mrs. Padma Curry is said to have worn a Carolina Herrera gown with pearl beading, cap sleeves, and full tulle skirt — gorge!!
When I first heard this story I was kind of taken aback, I mean — Padma — and Mr. Cooper? But then you think about it and it totally makes sense. I mean, she’s the host of a super successful television show… and he hasn’t been on TV since the late 90’s. So it’s a real yin and yang, opposites attract kinda thing. Like how he’s a comedian so presumably he says funny things, and on Top Chef she pretty much only says super boring obvious stuff. Like, duh, Padma, we know Richard’s fois gras ice cream was “risky”.
What I’m trying to say is I think this is gonna last!