THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!  THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!  If you haven’t heard the news: Will and Kate are coming to L.A. today!!! Will it be like when Obama came and all traffic was at a standstill for 3 days?!  Which happened to fall on an afternoon when I had to drive the 9 and a half miles from Santa Monica to West Hollywood and it took four hours?!  And take 2 pee breaks?!  And a stop for provisions?!

Oh we can only hope!

Listen, I’ve already made it known on here that I think most of what goes on in England is a crock of shit (meat pie? really? how do you F up PIE?!?!), but I’ll give ‘em this: that was a damn good wedding.  Here’s wishing Will and Kate a fun trip to my fair city!  And here’s hoping they leave before becoming a douchebag and insecure with body issues, respectively.