Super broke former actress Lindsay Lohan is offering to show up at weddings, holiday parties, birthday bashes, quinceaneras for a price. And that price is whatever it costs to buy twice as much alcohol as you were planning on buying because she’s def gonna drain your open bar (and probably hook up with your one “weird” cousin).
I don’t know what she actually does at these parties, but if Herbie Fully Loaded taught us anything, it’s that it’s probably going to be really really terrible.
For more Naked Fan Mail to Linds:
Naked Fan Mail when she signed a deal with Playboy! 10/25/11
Naked Fan Mail to her brother when he got a real job! 3/2/11
Naked Fan Mail when she got busted shoplifting! 2/10/11
Naked Fan Mail when she got out of rehab! 1/3/11
Naked Fan Mail when she busted out of rehab for a shopping trip! 11/8/10