Friday, July 8th, 2011
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!! If you haven’t heard the news: Will and Kate are coming to L.A. today!!! Will it be like when Obama came and all traffic was at a standstill for 3 days?! Which happened to fall on an afternoon when I had to drive the 9 and a half miles from Santa Monica to West Hollywood and it took four hours?! And take 2 pee breaks?! And a stop for provisions?!
Oh we can only hope!
Listen, I’ve already made it known on here that I think most of what goes on in England is a crock of shit (meat pie? really? how do you F up PIE?!?!), but I’ll give ‘em this: that was a damn good wedding. Here’s wishing Will and Kate a fun trip to my fair city! And here’s hoping they leave before becoming a douchebag and insecure with body issues, respectively.
Thursday, March 24th, 2011
I often ponder what my life would be like if I was a gay man. I’d live in West Hollywood, have a small dog named Bette and wear things like white linen pants and “summer” kimonos while effortlessly hosting fabulous gluten-free dinner parties out on the lanai (in my gay man fantasy I have a totally under control wheat allergy). Pretty killer life, right? Second to that, however, would be being Rachel Zoe’s son. He was just born, so the verdict is still out on which way he goes, but oh the fun these two could have if it turns out he’s into dudes. The shopping! The styling! The celebrities! The totally unnecessary drama about Oscar gowns and fur vests!
Rachel just gave birth to son Skyler. She and husband Rodger (not a typo, he misspells his own name) say they “LITERALLY could not be happier or more in love with their son”. I’m sure Skyler is TO DIE FOR and labor was BANANAS and O-M-G the this kid is just SHUTTING IT DOWN with his cuteness. I hope they make capes, suspenders, low cut V’s, 3 piece suits, bow ties, suede pants, ponchos and seersucker suits in size 0-9 months!