Dear Gwyneth Paltrow…

You know how when you think of Gwyneth Paltrow you think snobby, too-cool-for-school actress-type who says things like “we’re summering in Merrekech this year” and eats gluten-free scones and never farts?  Folks, it’s time to add “hilarious joke teller” to that list.  Gwyneth, married to Coldplay front man Chris Martin, tweeted this afternoon:

Well look who’s moving in on my territory.  Gwyn, lock that shit up!  Last thing I need is more competition in the ‘pale blonde white girl who tells jokes’ category.  Go back to being effortlessly skinny and overwhelmingly annoying.

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One Response to “Dear Gwyneth Paltrow…”

  1. Terri Jones says:

    Nice talking to you on the Dennis Miller show today. It made me happy. The only thing that would make me happier is to know these photos of you by the pool are photoshopped. :)