Dear Bradley Cooper…

I honestly can’t believe I’ve been writing this blog for a whole year now and have never once written to Bradley Cooper.  I’ve written to Anderson Cooper (twice) which is kinda the same thing since they’re both sexpots with great hair and piercing blue eyes who speak French (I know Bradley speaks French and I’m just assuming Anderson does because he’s a Vanderbilt and went to Yale and is gay.  You find me a gay guy who’s an Ivy League alum from a famous rich fam who doesn’t speak French and I’ll go ahead and throw this stereotype of my mine in the recycling bin, but until then, it stays.)

Bon travail, mon ami Bradley!!


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