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Dear Dianna Agron…

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

WHERE MY GLEEKS AT??!!!! Oh, just me huh? Just me and 26.8 million other people. Yeah, suuuure you don’t watch it. My boyfriend says the same thing and then conveniently finds  himself on the couch somewhere around the first barrage of Slurpees (then launches the requisite heterosexual guy comment, “I’ll put some Slurpee on your face, heehee heehee”).

Glee’s Dianna Agron is rumored to be engaged to her I Am Number Four co-star Alex Pettyfer.  According to their IMDB pages he’s 20 and she’s 24.  So that means they’re both in their mid-thirties and I think it’s high time they got hitched! Tick tock, tick tock, Dianna. That’s the sound of the clock in my mom’s living room when she sits me down and tells me she wants a grandkid and then there’s awkward silence while I stare at the ground and pick at my cuticles until she leaves the room.