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Dear Gabriel Aubry…

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Earlier this week Kim Kardashian dumped Gabriel Aubry who you may remember from when he was “the guy Halle Berry dumped” earlier this year.  Soooooooo that’s the guy… the guy in the picture up there… HIMhe’s the one who can’t manage to keep a lady.  In a situation like this I can’t help but think, “gee, I hope he has really bad breath.”  One case of severe halitosis and it becomes totally understandable why that Adonis can’t get a gal to stick around.  If, however, the breath is minty fresh there’s only one reasonable explanation: he’s just got a shitty personality.  And you know what they always say, “you can’t fix a shitty personality with a pack of Doublemint Gum.”

PS.  This theory applies to Jennifer Aniston as well.  She should really go to the dentist and get herself checked out.